Make Money from Bee Keeping?
No retirement plan expenses
- No labor or union problems
- No morale or sick leave problems
- No heath care plan expenses
- No EEO problems
- No environmental or pollution concerns
Yes, Yes, YES!… YOU can have it ALL – in the amazing world of …
BEE KEEPING!!!
Yes friends, with just minimal effort and a capital investment, you can hold dominion over thousands of worker bees. They will toil endlessly to make honey, perhaps even hundreds or thousands of gallons of honey (isn't that sweet!)
And once started, the little critters are self-reproducing, so the colony just gets bigger and bigger and bigger, and production just keeps going up and up! And we use only the most productive worker bees in the world! (sometimes referred to as Killer Bees). There's just almost no downside to this plan, and it's all Perfectly Legal!
Yes! That's what I said, can you believe it?
—>THIS IS NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME! <---
This is a hive scheme.
And we're here to help you get going with our Deluxe Bee Keeping Starter Kit. Here's what you get:
- A certificate of authenticity
- The instruction book: “Bee Keeping for Idiots”
- Video Tapes:
“Killer Bees: Truth or Dare” – facts behind our misunderstood friends “Let Sleeping Bees Lie” – an acclaimed (by us) six-hour Art/Nature film
- A box containing approx. 10,000 (by weight) very angry Killer Bees and one very tired Queen Killer Bee.
- Construction plans for our unique “Bee Condo” ™ (pat. pending)
- A life-size recognition-chart of a Queen Killer Bee (1-inch x 1-inch)
- A bee dancing foot chart and music cassette (Flight of the… you know)
- A first aid kit containing, Band-Aids ™, a syringe of bee anti-venom, and a list of poison control centers.
And as an added bonus, absolutely free to the first 100 callers…
- A Mondo-MAG-Vibrator
(nothing to do with the bees, just left over from our last promotion. batteries not included).
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All this for only 15 easy payments of $19.95. (Can you bee-lieve it?)
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So, don't BEE the last one on your block to get started.
ORDER NOW: 1-800-QUEEN-B
*(Offer void where prohibited by law or common sense. 
**Money Back Guarantee: We guarantee you won't get your money back.
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